recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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