Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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