you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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