So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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