: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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