Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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