in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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