Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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