their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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