She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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