its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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