I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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