Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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