You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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