its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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