Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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