Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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