I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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