Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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