Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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