forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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