I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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