we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
so much tequila, so little girl.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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