Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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