Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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