It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Found your dick twin last night
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
