come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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