No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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