I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize
