he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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