ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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