Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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