I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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