Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
