so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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