We tried having a conversation with our noses.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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