Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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