My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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