I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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