Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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