i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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