I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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