She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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