if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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