Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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