dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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