VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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