Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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