Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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