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it wasn't lemon gatorade
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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