Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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