Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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