sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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