Come see our sink grown plant.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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