the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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