It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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