Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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