There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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